Banana Cupcakes with Peanut Butter Frosting

 

 

I had an intense craving for banana cake with peanut butter frosting.  Its like once you have this cake, it takes over your brain.

Basically I made these cupcakes for absolutely not reason other than to eat them with wild abandon.   The recipe was posted on another of my blogs – https://slackercakes.wordpress.com/2012/03/04/peanut-butter-and-banana-cake/ – so now I’m just going to post pictures.  Yum

 

I tried not to load all of them with chocolate chips just in case it made a difference in how delicious they were.  It didn’t.

 

 

Rolo Cupcakes

I love you mommy!

OK, so Mother’s Day is coming up on Sunday.  Since I’m probably the best daughter of all time, and clearly my mother’s favorite I have to keep that up by buying her an awesome gift, taking her to a nice dinner, and baking her delicious cupcakes.  She’s a chocolate fiend, so I had to make her chocolate cakes.  I already made oreo cake for her birthday, so I went rolo.  Logical next step, of course. So, behold, my Chocolate Rolo Cupcakes with Caramel Buttercream Frosting.

They’rsuper adorable and I have a freezer full of rolos.  Someone come eat those – I’m on a diet.

Makes: 24 Cupcakes

1 box of your favorite chocolate cake mix (I used dark chocolate fudge cake, yum)

1 can diet cream soda

24 rolos – frozen for at least 2 hours

Frosting:
2 sticks of butter, softened

2.5 cups powdered sugar

2/3 cup caramel sauce

2 bags of mini rolos, or 24 additional rolos

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Combine cake mix and diet soda and beat for about 5 minutes with hand mixer.  When the batter is smooth scoop into a lined cupcake tin.   Unwrap 24 rolos and put the rolo in the center of the cupcake.  Push a little until just level with the top of the batter.  Bake for 15 minutes.

In another bowl mix butter with hand mixer until smooth and fluffy.  Add caramel sauce and beat for another minute.  Mix in powdered sugar a portion at a time until the frosting reaches the sweetness and thickness that you like.  Its all about you.  Add more caramel until the frosting doesn’t just taste like butter.

Pipe on frosting and smoosh a rolo on top.  Wah, la!  Fancy.

I hope my mom loves me for all of this.

Rainy Day Lemon Raspberry White Chocolate Chip Cookies

So Friday it was around 75 degrees and sunny and wonderful.  Saturday, slightly cooler and rainy.  Sunday, its frigid and dreary and drizzling.  Tomorrow its supposed to snow.  WTF, weather.

The only thing to do on days like this is to insist that spring and summer continue to arrive.  In order to do this I made some peach iced tea and lemon cookies.  Peach and lemon remind me of the childhood growing up with a southern grandmother and solving mysteries in the holler that I never actually had.  But I’ve seen them on Country Time Lemonade commercials.

Anyway, on to the cookie recipe:

1 box lemon cake mix

2 tsp lemon juice

1/3 cup canola oil

2 eggs

1/3 cup white chocolate chips

raspberry preserves (Ok, so I don’t know exactly how many cookies this recipe makes.  Since I don’t know that, I will just tell you that you need about 1 tsp of raspberry preserves per each cookie.)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Combine cake mix, lemon juice, canola oil, and eggs.  Fold in white chocolate chips.

Drop dough onto a baking sheet using a cookie dough scoop.  Flatten out the dough balls a teeny bit, then spread the raspberry preserves on to half the dough and fold the other half on top.  You won’t be able to cover the entire thing, thats ok.  It will seep out the sides and bubble and be delicious.

Bake for about 8 minutes until the tops of the cookies are golden brown.

Eat while enjoying a rainy lazy day in your sweat pants!

Wrestlemania is upon us

Finally, the Fruity Pebbly Cupcakes have come back to my belly

So I’ve been trying to diet and be good at life so I haven’t baked anything in a while.   But for Wrestlemania Sunday – anything goes.  In a tribute to The Rock vs. John Cena match, I made Fruity Pebble cupcakes.  I don’t really watch wrestling, but I live with someone who does.  So unfortunately/fortunately I know more about wrestling than anyone ever should.  I even wore a wrestling T-shirt in public today.  Ugh, who am I.

Anyway, I am bringing these guys to a Wrestlemania party where I will eat them until I fall asleep on the couch in a room full of dudes, cigar smoke, and Angelo the dog.  If you’re interested in the actual wrestling details – check them out at http://countingthelights.com/   They’ll recap the whole ‘Mania and are probably live tweeting it like nerds.

So anyway, how do Fruity Pebble Cupcakes even come into this wrestlemania occassion?  Well, for those of your clueless jabrones, the Rock once called John Cena a ‘fruity pebble’ and the nickname stuck for a while.  Since its Rock v. Cena tonight, These are fitting.  I want the cupcakes to appear neutral, but I’d say they’re leaning towards a Rock win.

PS. I needed to sample a cupcake and so did my bf, so what better place to enjoy this delicious mini cake than in front of my TV in the living room drinking a beer out of a mason jar.

PPS.  Not my beer.

Makes 24 Cupcakes –

Cake –

1 box classic yellow cake mix

12 oz (1 can) diet cream soda

1 cup fruity pebbles

Buttercream frosting –
2 sticks butter, softened

2 1/2 cups powdered sugar

1 box dry vanilla pudding

1 tsp vanilla extract

Fruity Pebbles – garnish

Combine the cake mix and cream soda until well combined.  I recommend using a sexy sexy hand mixer for about 3 – 5 minutes.  Once combined stir in the fruity pebbles by hand so you don’t break them up too much.  Bake at 350 degrees for 15 – 16 minutes.  Remove from oven and let cool completely.

To make the frosting beat butter until whipped for about 3 minutes.  Combine with pudding mix and vanilla extract and beat for another minute.  Then add powdered sugar a little at a time until you’ve created delicious fluffy icing.  Pipe on to cupcakes and garnish using the cereal.

From the sample that I ate, these are seriously delicious.  The crunch of the cereal on the cakes is an insane combination of delight.

I mean – lookit!!

Can you ssssmmmmeeeeellllllllllllllllllll what the Rock is baking?

somebody call my mama

 

So I am lucky enough to be BFF with one of the handsome gentlemen over at Counting The Lights (http://countingthelights.com/) and they invited me over to watch a live abortion!  Just kidding, kind of, they invited me over to watch the Royal Rumble PPV.  They’re a fun group of guys so of course, I baked cupcakes and headed over.

I thought they’d all ‘mark out’ for cupcakes with their logo on the top, so thats what I did.  I recently made peanut butter cupcakes for Christmas and they were delicious so I thought that a house full of boys would like them.  I also brought fritos and diet soda because I am an excellent house guest and bring the goods.  And they’re good hosts and provided manwich, aka God’s greatest gift to man. They live-tweeted the event, so even if you missed it, you can feel like you were watching it.  With a room full of dudes who had been drinking two types of bloody marys since noon that day.  Follow them on twitter –  @countinglights – and definitely check out their site.

 

Onto the cupcake recipe….

I thought about being lazy and just posting a link to my previous post, but I guess I won’t self promote.

Cupcakes:

1 box Devil’s Food cake mix

12oz diet cream soda

24 mini reeses cups, frozen

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Fill cupcake liners slightly less than halfway.  Unwrap a reese cup and put it in the middle the batter, secure it in the batter but don’t mash it to the bottom of the liner, you’re not an animal.  Bake for 15 minutes and let cool.

Icing:

2/3 cups peanut butter

2 sticks butter, softened

2 1/3 cup powdered sugar

 

Whip butter until creamy, about 3 minutes.  Combine with peanut butter and whip an additional 3 minutes.  Slowly add in the powdered sugar until fluffy, adding water if you need to thin it out.

Pipe on to the cupcake.  Eat.

 

 

Butterfly Cupcakes

Ok, so I’m a little late posting these, but whatever.  Suck it, fools.

So I made these little cupcakes for my niece’s first birthday party.  They turned out both adorable and delicious.  I mean, not to brag or anything but these were probably the best cupcakes in the entire world at that party.  My sweet chubby niece’s birthday is at the end of dreary horrible January.  What little girl wants a slush covered dull January grey birthday party?  Probably none.  Well, what 1 year old wants any kind of birthday party.  None.  One year olds can’t even not shit in their own pants, so you know, I think planning a birthday party is a little over their heads.

So… the party.  It was a super girly pink/pastel butterfly themed party.  I wanted everything colorful and bright and sweet and spring time.  I couldn’t think of a more light spring time cupcake than a lemony cream cake with raspberry icing.

mmmm lemony!

Cakes:
Lemon Supreme Cake

12oz cream soda

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Combine soda and cake mix and scoop into cupcake liners.  Bake for 15 minutes until golden brown.

Icing:
1.5 small boxes of raspberry jello, unprepared

2 sticks of butter, softened

2 cups powdered sugar

1 tsp vanilla

Whip butter, jello, and vanilla until fluffy.  Seriously, do I need to say it.  About 3-5 minutes.  Stir in raspberry jello until combined.  I needed a lot of raspberry jello to get the flavor that I wanted, you can add more or less.  Or you can add some raspberry preserves or jelly instead of the jello powder.  My mom is kind of a baby about the seeds in raspberries so I had to add the flavor without putting seeds in.  The jello powder worked perfectly and it made the icing the most perfect vibrant pink color.

I piped the icing on the cupcakes once they were cool using a 1M tip.  Then I topped with some confetti sprinkles and a white chocolate butterfly.  I made a ton of those chocolate butterflies as candy for the party so I just stuck them on the cakes too.  They were an adorable addition.  Cute decorations with like, no effort.  I used a microwave and a freezer.  So easy, a baby could do it.  But they don’t because babies are notoriously lazy.

Christmas Cupcakes Part II

 

 

 

Adorably Festive!

 

..and for my second cupcake I made chocolate peanut butter cupcakes.  I didn’t think the light brown color of peanut butter icing would be very festive, so I made some white chocolate wreaths to put on the top.

For the cake:

Devil’s Food Cake

12oz (1 can) diet cream soda

24 mini reese’s cups – frozen

For the icing:
1/2 cup creamy peanut butter

8 tbsp butter

3 cups powdered sugar

2 – 3 tsp water

 

Mix the cake mix and diet soda until combined.  Scoop into cupcake liners and place one frozen reese’s cup in the center, push it down until secured in the batter.  Bake for 15 mins at 350 degrees and let cool

For the icing mix peanut butter and butter until combined and fluffy.  Then stir in the powdered sugar and water 1tsp at a time.  The icing will have the consistency of fudge as you thin it out.  Feel free to eat globs of it.  Peanut butter and butter can’t possibly be bad for your heart or arteries.  STOP EATING THE ICING, FATASS.  Pipe on to cool cupcakes.  The cupcakes will have a little hole in the middle from the reese’s cup.  Just ice over the hole, it’ll be ok.

I topped each cupcake with a chocolate wreath.  I made them the same night as the stupid bundt cake.  I bought green and red melting chocolates from the craft store.  I tried to melt the green but accidentally burned it a little bit so it formed this ridiculous play dough texture.  I rolled them and formed wreaths and sprinkled them with some green sugar crystals to make them more fun.  Then I melted some red chocolates and piped bows on and put a white pearl in the middle of the bow.  I took some artistic license with these wreaths. I melted a second batch of green chocolates and that worked out much better, so I piped them onto a metal cookie sheet that I had put into the freezer for about 10 minutes into flatter wreaths and did my bow stuff.  Those look better and will probably be easier to eat since it won’t be this giant brick of chocolate on these cakes.  Those pretty wreaths go on my boyfriend’s families’ cupcakes.  They need to be impressed with me and my skills.   Anyway, the wreaths are easier to make than you’d think so give it a shot.  If you don’t feel like it, sprinkles are a lazy persons option.

 

Merry Christmas!!

Christmas Cupcakes!

Santa loves mint...

Merry Christmas, ya’ll!

This year I was going to something different.  I was going to bring gingerbread men cookies to all my celebrations.  Mix it up a little and not bring cupcakes, right?  Well, after sugar cookies, I realized that I pretty much hated cutting out all those cookies and frosting them AND decorating them.  Forget about it.  I stuck to what I know.  What I really love doing – making cupcakes out of cake mix and lots of buttery frosting.

Did I mention that I have like 32+ people at any given family holiday?  I have a huge family.  So I usually make 2 dozen cupcakes to bring with me for these festivities.  I also have to go to my boyfriend’s families’ holiday activities, so actually I usually make 4 dozen cupcakes.  Anyway, for my first batch of cupcakes I made mint chocolate chip cupcakes.  I was inspired by the recipe I found here – http://www.yourcupofcake.com/2011/05/andes-mint-cupcakes.html  and I thought that chocolate mint was really festive.

Cake:
Devil’s Food cake mix

12 oz (1 can) diet soda

1/2  cup mini chocolate chips

I veered off a little bit from the yourcupofcake.com recipe for the icing.  I really wanted a chocolate peppermint flavor in the entire cupcake, so I added some vanilla and cocoa to the icing to give it just a hint of the chocolate flavor.  I think it really reduced some of the strong mint flavor.

Icing:

8oz cream cheese

8 tbsp butter

1 tsp vanilla

1.5 tsp peppermint extract

3 tsp cocoa powder

3 cups powdered sugar

green food coloring

Is this really a mystery at this point? Mix cake ingredients, put into baking cups, bake for 15 mins at 350 degrees.  Let them cool.  If you can’t manage that, you’re probably retarded.  Or a child.  Or a retarded child. And IF you’re a retarded child your parents shouldn’t be letting you bake cupcakes by yourself.

For the frosting beat the cocoa powder, vanilla, cream cheese, and butter together until fluffy.  Seriously you guys, I’m a fluffy nazi.  Just make it fluffy.  Its not hard.  Unless you’re that retarded child with bad parents.  Shoo shoo retard flu! Anyway, add in the powdered sugar and enough green food coloring to make it green without being that horrible baby-poop green color that you get when you mix green and brown. Sorry,that was gross but I don’t know any other way to describe that color.

Pipe onto the cupcakes.  I used a wilton 1M tip.  Its my new favorite cupcake tip.  Boom.  I let my boyfriend pick the sprinkles, and I think he did an excellent job.

BFF Birthday!

Happy Birthday BFF!

My best friend turns ** on Wednesday and so, of course, I made her a birthday cake.  (The number has been concealed since we’re old as shit.) I stealthily found out her favorite cake (by asking, uh, hey, whats your favorite cake?) and thought about how exactly to go about making it for weeks.

She wanted a vanilla cake with vanilla frosting.  Totally plain, but seriously delicious.  I bought a french vanilla cake mix (on sale! boom!) and I made a filling for between the layers out of instant pudding and then decorated it with royal icing flowers.  I seriously panicked about the decorations because my original thought was to make her Futurama-themed cupcakes but I had to change my idea when she said she wanted girly rainbow sprinkles to make the cake all precious and adorable, like she is.  So I mixed it up and wanted to make it as girly as I could – a cameo, flowers, pink, putting-a-bird-on-it, etc… so here is how it turned out!

Cake:
Duncan Hines French Vanilla – prepared according to directions.

Filling:
Instant vanilla pudding mix prepared as the ‘pie’ filling on the back of the box

Icing:
For the cake:

Vanilla Icing:
1 stick butter

4oz cream cheese

1/4 cup dry vanilla instant pudding

2 tsp vanilla extract

3 cups powdered sugar

3 tsp water to thin icing

For the flowers and cameos I used royal icing – the recipe is here : http://www.wilton.com/recipe/Royal-Icing and I just dyed it using some neon and regular food coloring.

Here are some close ups of the decorations!

Not properly made pansies, whateva

I made some roses and purple pansies.  I thought they were cute.  I mostly just wanted to play with my petal tip.  (hur hur hur)

The roses turned out really cute!  The icing I made was thinned out too much so the roses kind of melted a little bit.  It created this weird and really pretty melty type texture.

See the tiny yellow birds?

Also, these pictures have been instagram’d like crazy.  I can’t stop pretending I am into photography and photo-editing them.

I’m pretty proud of this cake.  Its my third ‘real’ cake and not cupcakes so I’m really happy with how it turned out.  I skipped a lot of steps – like making sure the icing has been smoothed and not all wrinkley.  But thats mostly because I didn’t have the time to let it set.  I mis-calculated how long an entire cake would take me and ran out of time to make it to the party.  So it is what it is, and I think it was pretty nice.

Breakfast for Dessert – Blueberry Pancake Cupcakes with Maple Frosting

Whats breakfast without bacon?

So Friday night I decided to make these cupcakes. Why?  Just because… just because I wanted to eat something DELICIOUS.  Hiiii ooooh.  I’ll be here all week.

Anyway, I found an awesome recipe for blueberry pancake cupcakes here (http://www.yourcupofcake.com/2011/08/blueberry-pancake-cupcakes.html) and I felt like I must have them in my mouf.  So, since I’m not a from-scratch-er I figured that a butter pecan cake mix base would be delicious and taste like a pancake.  I also decided that her recipe was missing bacon.  Because really, any recipe where ‘bacon’ isn’t an ingredient is missing bacon.  Bacon 4 Lyfe!  In retrospect I would have cut down a bit on the cream soda and added a bit of sour cream to the cake mix.  It tasted like breakfast but not as much like a pancake as I wanted it to.

Cupcakes:

1 box butter pecan cake mix

12 oz diet cream soda

1 cup frozen blueberries

Frosting:

1.5 tsp imitation maple extract/flavoring whatever you want to call it

4 oz cream cheese

1 cup butter

3 – 4 cups powdered sugar

Bacon and cinnamon and sugar for garnish

Makes: 24 cupcakes, your belly happy

Defrost and rinse your blueberries.  They don’t have to be room temperature but they shouldn’t be frozen.

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.  Or you could be like me and have  your oven already warm from baking bacon.  I have never baked bacon before… its like a miracle.  It came out so super crispy and amazing.  This was life changing for me.  You will also want to line your cupcake tins

Combine diet soda and cake mix until it resembles batter.  It should actually be batter, and not just a resemblance.   Fold in your blueberries.  Fill liners and bake for 15 – 17 minutes.  You also have to accept that the blueberries are going to sink while baking.  Just try to be as zen about it as possible.  Pretend you did it on purpose.  Whatever you have to do to get through it.

While the cupcakes are baking make your frosting.  Whip the maple flavor, butter, and cream cheese until fluffy – FLUFFY G*D DAMMIT!! Then stir in your powdered sugar. If necessary you can thin it with a little bit of water.  Like, a tsp at a time.  Don’t dump a bunch in or your icing will be like New Orleans after those levvies broke.  Too soon?  Sorry.

When the cupcakes are cool pipe on your frosting and sprinkle with some cinnamon and sugar.  Really, the cinnamon and sugar are optional but I really recommend that you do it. It makes it extra breakfasty.  You can also stick some bacon on it if you’re down with breakfast meat in your dessert.  We are at my house, so we baconed the hell out of them.  Worth it!