Devil’s Food Cream Cheese Cookie Bars

I don’t have a cute little story as to why I made these.  I guess I was just browsing the internet and came across a recipe for cheesecake brownies.  http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2011/08/04/cream-cheese-cheesecakebrownies/http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2011/08/04/cream-cheese-cheesecakebrownies/

I mentioned these to DJ yesterday and have been hounded ever since.  I was too lazy to go to the grocery store and had Devil’s Food cake mix in my cupboard.   So… here you go!  These turned out to be delicious so I don’t regret my laziness.  God works in mysterious ways.

Recipe –

Devil’s Food cake mix

1/3 cup oil

2 eggs

8oz cream cheese

1/4 cup granulated sugar

1 tsp vanilla

1 egg white

2/3 cup chocolate chips

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Combine cream cheese, egg white, 1/4 sugar, and vanilla until blended and creamy.   In separate bowl stir Devil’s Food cake mix, oil, and eggs until you create a thick dough.

Spray a large baking dish with pam, or grease, or whatever.  Lube up that baking dish.  Pour about 2/3 of the cake mix batter onto the bottom of the dish and spread until flattened out.  Glob spoonfuls of the cream cheese mixture on top of the batter.  Kind of dredge a knife through the batters to marble the cream cheese and cake mix into each other.  Then blob the remaining cake mix batter on top.  Then sprinkle the chocolate chips on top.

Bake for 25 – 30 minutes until entirely cooked through.   Let cool completely.Cut and serve.

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Christmas Cupcakes Part II

 

 

 

Adorably Festive!

 

..and for my second cupcake I made chocolate peanut butter cupcakes.  I didn’t think the light brown color of peanut butter icing would be very festive, so I made some white chocolate wreaths to put on the top.

For the cake:

Devil’s Food Cake

12oz (1 can) diet cream soda

24 mini reese’s cups – frozen

For the icing:
1/2 cup creamy peanut butter

8 tbsp butter

3 cups powdered sugar

2 – 3 tsp water

 

Mix the cake mix and diet soda until combined.  Scoop into cupcake liners and place one frozen reese’s cup in the center, push it down until secured in the batter.  Bake for 15 mins at 350 degrees and let cool

For the icing mix peanut butter and butter until combined and fluffy.  Then stir in the powdered sugar and water 1tsp at a time.  The icing will have the consistency of fudge as you thin it out.  Feel free to eat globs of it.  Peanut butter and butter can’t possibly be bad for your heart or arteries.  STOP EATING THE ICING, FATASS.  Pipe on to cool cupcakes.  The cupcakes will have a little hole in the middle from the reese’s cup.  Just ice over the hole, it’ll be ok.

I topped each cupcake with a chocolate wreath.  I made them the same night as the stupid bundt cake.  I bought green and red melting chocolates from the craft store.  I tried to melt the green but accidentally burned it a little bit so it formed this ridiculous play dough texture.  I rolled them and formed wreaths and sprinkled them with some green sugar crystals to make them more fun.  Then I melted some red chocolates and piped bows on and put a white pearl in the middle of the bow.  I took some artistic license with these wreaths. I melted a second batch of green chocolates and that worked out much better, so I piped them onto a metal cookie sheet that I had put into the freezer for about 10 minutes into flatter wreaths and did my bow stuff.  Those look better and will probably be easier to eat since it won’t be this giant brick of chocolate on these cakes.  Those pretty wreaths go on my boyfriend’s families’ cupcakes.  They need to be impressed with me and my skills.   Anyway, the wreaths are easier to make than you’d think so give it a shot.  If you don’t feel like it, sprinkles are a lazy persons option.

 

Merry Christmas!!

Christmas Cupcakes!

Santa loves mint...

Merry Christmas, ya’ll!

This year I was going to something different.  I was going to bring gingerbread men cookies to all my celebrations.  Mix it up a little and not bring cupcakes, right?  Well, after sugar cookies, I realized that I pretty much hated cutting out all those cookies and frosting them AND decorating them.  Forget about it.  I stuck to what I know.  What I really love doing – making cupcakes out of cake mix and lots of buttery frosting.

Did I mention that I have like 32+ people at any given family holiday?  I have a huge family.  So I usually make 2 dozen cupcakes to bring with me for these festivities.  I also have to go to my boyfriend’s families’ holiday activities, so actually I usually make 4 dozen cupcakes.  Anyway, for my first batch of cupcakes I made mint chocolate chip cupcakes.  I was inspired by the recipe I found here – http://www.yourcupofcake.com/2011/05/andes-mint-cupcakes.html  and I thought that chocolate mint was really festive.

Cake:
Devil’s Food cake mix

12 oz (1 can) diet soda

1/2  cup mini chocolate chips

I veered off a little bit from the yourcupofcake.com recipe for the icing.  I really wanted a chocolate peppermint flavor in the entire cupcake, so I added some vanilla and cocoa to the icing to give it just a hint of the chocolate flavor.  I think it really reduced some of the strong mint flavor.

Icing:

8oz cream cheese

8 tbsp butter

1 tsp vanilla

1.5 tsp peppermint extract

3 tsp cocoa powder

3 cups powdered sugar

green food coloring

Is this really a mystery at this point? Mix cake ingredients, put into baking cups, bake for 15 mins at 350 degrees.  Let them cool.  If you can’t manage that, you’re probably retarded.  Or a child.  Or a retarded child. And IF you’re a retarded child your parents shouldn’t be letting you bake cupcakes by yourself.

For the frosting beat the cocoa powder, vanilla, cream cheese, and butter together until fluffy.  Seriously you guys, I’m a fluffy nazi.  Just make it fluffy.  Its not hard.  Unless you’re that retarded child with bad parents.  Shoo shoo retard flu! Anyway, add in the powdered sugar and enough green food coloring to make it green without being that horrible baby-poop green color that you get when you mix green and brown. Sorry,that was gross but I don’t know any other way to describe that color.

Pipe onto the cupcakes.  I used a wilton 1M tip.  Its my new favorite cupcake tip.  Boom.  I let my boyfriend pick the sprinkles, and I think he did an excellent job.